Skanky green man trunks, mmmm.

I know, I wait way too long to catch up on my DVR. But can we talk about Jillian for a second here?

WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? I’m sorry, I’ve never been a huge Reid fan, but it was so obvious that she made a monumental mistake sending that boy home, I thought she might actually throw up all over the camera man when Reid got into his limo. She could hardly even spit out a toast to her leftover bachelors, she was so crushed. 

YOU SHOULD NOT BE THAT CRUSHED WHEN YOU BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE.

So what if Reid wasn’t ready to drop the L-bomb and sock a ring on her finger? He’s delightfully neurotic, no way would he be ready to take that step this fast (neurotic and also smart). If you ask me, they were the most real together.

I’ve been all for Kypton and Ed, but even I have to admit that Reid was her best shot at happiness. Well, best shot now that Wes is gone. We all know Wes would have made her happiest of all. I still can’t believe she let such a sweet, southern lie-head slip through her fingers like that. Who doesn’t want a man who is willing to pepper you with half-truths about your beauty and his fidelity? (My brother-in-law says that Jillian is a Cepter-Face – She’s cute, cept her face.)

Of course, the most important thing we should be discussing is Ed’s teensy green swim trunks. Apparently the entire world thinks they’re skanky. I must be seriously low-class because I just spent 30 minutes trying to track a pair down for Jason online. If I can only convince him that they’re “hip”…